October 2026 · Language
On Adjectives
Say your own name in your head right now. Feels odd, doesn’t it. Slightly theatrical and slightly weird. Like high-fiving yourself. Because the inside of our head runs entirely on 'I'. Our name is a thing that happens outside us, in other people's mouths. Noun comes from Latin nomen, Sanskrit nāman. A noun can stand alone. An adjective cannot. An adjective is a property permanently in need of something to hang on. What if your name is an adjective? Blue is a report filed by an observer outside of you... I make nouns for a living. That is what brand strategy is: taking a loose cloud of behaviours and performing grammar until it hardens into a noun.
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